Which Facebook Status is the Funniest?

My sister was busy reading a novel for her literature class so I had to keep things nice and quiet in our bedroom. That means, (sigh!) no dvd marathons for me tonight. To kill boredom, I logged on to Facebook, started visiting my friends and landed on Ely’s page. Suddenly, I let out a loud (and rather embarrassing) snort as I tried to cover a hearty guffaw after reading Ely’s Facebook status. Curious, my sister closed her book and came over to where was I was seated.

A few seconds later, my sister’s giggle made a loud duet with my own cackle as I showed her Ely’s Facebook status:

“Ely is a vegetarian, not because he loves animals but because he hates plants.”

Now who could resist that?

Not to be outdone, my sister suggested that we search the internet for amusing Facebook statuses and make a list of them so we could judge which Facebook status is the Funniest.

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